Let me help you keep 50 ​shades in your bedroom and out of the ER!

Guided Play Workshops


Mistress Schari's Favorite Products

Mistress Schari is now offering her favorite products for purchase at your convenience. All purchased products will ship within 48 hours via USPS first class or priority mail in non-descriptive shipping packages from "Parties by Schari"; so your secret is safe with her!

Currently, the website only accepts PayPal, however if you'd like to use a credit card, call me and I can place your order over the phone.


Each month will feature a "Mischief Kit" at a special price on a collection of products which will be changed and updated monthly, so please check back often.

If there is a product request that you have, please email them to iwant@mischiefmatters.com.

Mistress Schari can often get anything you've seen including the complete line of Lelo Toys, Liberator Furniture, System JO, Games, Books, DVDs, Party Novelties, and anything else you can think of.

All items are final sale. Damages must be returned within 30 days of shipment for an exchange.

January's Mischief Kit

TBA a special Valentine's Day Kit coming soon!

Limited Edition Gift Set. Includes the We-Vibe 4 Plus, Touch by We-Vibe and We-Vibe Lube.

We-Vibe 4 Plus - Powerful, flexible and fun. Discover new pleasures with the most versatile vibrator for couples. Features: flexible fit silky-soft medical-grade silicone, app-ready for the We Connect App, wireless remote control, 10 modes, plus custom vibration playlists, and 2 powerful, yet quiet motors. USB powered charging base full charge in 4 hours. 100% waterproof. Body safe free from phthalates, latex and BPA. Compact and discreet case for storage, charging and travel. Eco-friendly carbon neutral, rechargeable battery and recyclable packaging.

We-Vibe Touch - This sensual massager features a rounded tip for ultra thrilling spot on contact, and a super sensual pleasure wave shape that caresses all the right places in all the right ways. Enjoy with your partner, or keep it all to yourself! Powerful, waterproof, rechargeable and long-lasting, the We-Vibe Touch delivers a range of vibration modes and power levels that you can play with to satisfy your every desire. With up to 2 hours of fun on a single charge, plus rapid recharge, it's good to go whenever you are! The We-Vibe Touch is encased in 100% medical-grade platinum silicone, crafted to strict health and consumer safety standards, and environmentally friendly. Sculpted pleasure wave contour, powerful vibe, whisper-quiet, 8 thrilling vibration modes, fully waterproof, discreet, travel friendly, and simple push button control. 4 inches by 1.8 inches by 1.2 inches. Soft, flexible, comfortable. 100% lead-free, phthalate-free medical-grade silicone. Safe for water-based lubricants.

We-Vibe Lube - Premium Water-Based Personal Lubricant

We-Vibe Dreamy Desire Collection
Add to Cart

Paramour Pleasure Partners Set

PARAMOUR Pleasure Partners Set is the most awarded couples adult toy of 2015, having won two design awards in the same year. Lamourose Paramour Set Turquoise features innovative touch control. Remote controlled pleasure up to several feet away with a tactile touch pad to control vibration intensity through 5 Vibration modes, 2 Touch modes and a personalized Memory Mode. An interchangeable bullet complements 3 different silicone cradles to offer a unique experience for solo or partner play. Full, robust vibrations with a varying degrees of intensity. Seamless design is safe for complete submersion in water and effortless cleaning.

Safe phthalate free, FDA approved materials that are body safe and easy to clean. Easy to charge, the remote control doubles as a charging dock that allows for quick and convenient charging. Comes with Paramour Remote Control, Paramour Vibration Bullet. Bullet, Vibe Silicone Cradle, Partner Vibe Silicone Cradle, Gentleman's Ring Silicone Cradle, travel adapter for charging, charger, luxury gift box, velvet carrying pouch, user Manual, and authenticity card.

Learn More

Oden™ 2

Oden™ 2 Design Edition is the upgraded version of the world’s most advanced couples’ ring, designed for men to wear when making love. Like its predecessor, Oden™ 2 features an industry-first SenseMotion™ remote control, allowing you to change vibrations with a tilt of your hand - now with 3X greater wireless range and a 50% stronger motor for more intense sensations. The fully-waterproof and rechargeable design now also offers the option to play without remote and comes with a new additional closed-ring attachment of flexible silicone, to offer increased presence and stamina for him and intense pleasures for her.

The remote range is 39 feet.

SenseMotion™ can be used in two ways; in SenseMotion™ mode simply turning or tilting your wireless controller from a horizontal to a vertical position will intensify the vibrations in your massager, while mode 2 allows you to adjust intensity by applying motion (shaking, sweeping, or spinning) to your massager. Should these prove tiring (they won't), the new SenseMotion™ Insignia also feature 6 pre-programmed vibe patterns that you can select and adjust via wireless remote.

Learn More

Smart Wand SenseTouch™ Cordless Massager - Large

(please specify color: White, Black, or Plum)

More powerful than any other rechargeable massager on the market, the large-sized Smart Wand™ is perfect for deeply satisfying all-over body massage, bringing soothing spa-level relaxation straight into the home. Fully waterproof with innovative SenseTouch™ technology, LELO Smart Wands™ also include touch sensors that allows vibration strength to build as soon as the wand tip comes into contact with the body – creating the most professional massage technique that works intuitively with your body and your needs. With a full 1-Year Warranty and 10-Year Quality Guarantee alongside all the qualities LELO is renowned for, you won't find a massager smarter than this. The LARGE size is 11.97 inches long and 3.5 inches at the head. A MEDIUM size is also available for $159.00 and is 8.66 inches long and 3.5 inches diameter at the head. Available also in white, black, and plum; better suited for travel than the larger size.

Learn More

Bodywand Bed of Roses Set

The couple that plays together stays together. Spice it up with the 5 piece Bed of Roses Playtime Gift Set. This gift set comes complete with a Powerful Rechargeable Massager, Feather Tickler, Satin Rose Petals, Satin blindfold, and Lovers Dice. Reach new heights of pleasure together. Massager features multi speeds and is rechargeable.

Learn More

Bodywand Bathtime Set

Together or solo have fun in the bath or shower. There is no better way to relax during bath time than with the 5 piece Bodywand Bathtime Gift Set. Complete with submersible, 100% waterproof, battery powered wand, optional dual stimulating insertable dolphin extension, massaging body proof with waterproof vibrating bullet and a cute vibrating rubber ducky to float around while you luxuriate.

Learn More

Bodywand Honeymoon Set

Make your special night one to remember with this 5 piece collection. USB rechargeable wand. Silky restraints. Bling blindfold mask Just Married in faux diamonds. Restraints are made using satin. One size fits most. Lace garter. Vibrating love ring. Please note the Bodywand Massager is USB rechargeable, the vibrating ring is not. Color White.

Learn More

Complete Lovers Kit

Get all the toys you need for mind blowing pleasure in one handy purple collection. Kit includes: A 7-inch Powerful Multi-Speed Silver Vibrator and a Rabbit Style Sleeve slips over your vibrator to give you G-spot and clitoral stimulation. The Nubby Sleeve slips over your vibe for maximum stimulation as you thrust away! Feel the smooth sensations of the Swirled Sleeve with or without vibrations for a fantastically filling experience. Slip the Stimulating Penis Ring around your erection to keep going harder, longer and experience intense climaxes. Treat your vaginal muscles to a massage with Ben-Wa Balls, use for incredible foreplay or daily kegel training to increase your orgasmic potential. The 8 inches of Anal Beads start off small but quickly grow in size to give you a dirty and challenging thrill! Made from soft and flexible jelly material, the toys in The Complete Lover's Kit are compatible with all types of lubricants and condoms. Add a drop or two of lubricant to the vibrator's surface to make putting on sleeves easy. Vibe takes 2 AA batteries (sold separately). Quality toy cleanser is recommended.

Learn More

Garden of Edo Organic Collection

2012 XBIZ Award Winner - International-Based Pleasure Products Company of the Year. Inside this gorgeous tin, you`ll find all you need to have an organically orgasmic experience with natural ingredients, from the Shunga line. The Garden of Edo set contains Lotus Flower Foaming Sea Crystals, Exotic Green Tea Intimate Kisses Aphrodisiac Oil, Exotic Green Tea Erotic Massage Oil, a bottle of Toko water based lube, and Lotus Noir Sensitizing Gel for Lovers. Start off with a bathtub full of steamy water add a generous scoop of Oriental Crystals in a stimulating, exotic Lotus scent, then move on to a full body massage with the sweet scent of Exotic Green Tea Massage Oil. Next, dribble some Intimate Kisses Aphrodisiac Oil over your lover`s erogenous zones, and slowly lick and blow to heat up the warming formula, before adding Lotus Noir Sensitizing Gel to the clitoris and head of the penis to increase stimulation and sensations as things get steamy. Toko Organica lube is your last step, a silky water based lubricant that lasts as long as you do. This kit recreates the exotic, sensual atmosphere and free spirited lovemaking and play from the Edo Gardens of Japan.

Learn More

Carnal Pleasures Cosmetic Kit

What a better way to introduce Shunga to new customers, than by offering a little bit of everything! This collection includes all the intimate products needed to bring sexual excitement to a new level and experience the full pleasures of carnal love.

Kit includes: Exotic Fruits Erotic Massage Oil 8 fl. oz. Enjoy the pleasures of giving or receiving a sensual, erotic massage using our exclusive blend of cold pressed oil made from almond oil, grape seed oil, sesame seed oil, avocado oil, vitamin E, essential oil safflower oil, extracts of ylang-ylang and yohimbe, and fragrance from essential oil extracts.

Kissable Massage Cream in Exotic Fruits 7 oz. Silky smooth, edible and moisturizing it slides on easily and is long lasting. Leaves the skin feeling fresh and non-greasy.

Also included is Divine Oral Pleasure Gloss in Sparkling Strawberry Wine .33 f. oz. Toko Aqua Personal Lubricant 5.5 f. oz. Dragon Sensitive Intensifying Cream for Couples 2 fl. oz. Plus a faux white pearl necklace.

Learn More

The Other Door Anal Kit

This clever anal toy kit features a plethora of anal fun for all your erotic needs! The Other Door Anal Kit hides all your little toys and tools away from prying eyes by fooling everyone into thinking your kit is an innocent book! This great kit includes everything you need for many nights of anal ecstasy. Kit includes: Small/Medium Sized Anal Plug, Beginner Anal Beads, Beginner to Intermediate Sized Anal Beads with Probe Handle, and A Sample Size of Body Glide Lubricant.

Learn More

Hidden In a Book

(please specify Rose Pink, Lavender, or Black)

XBIZ Award Winner for Excellence in Product Packaging. Book kit contains: one 7-inch Waterproof Multiple Speed Silken Touch Vibrator, Pocket Rocket Vibrator w/4 Nubbed Attachments, One phthalate-free, Thermoplastic Elastomer TPE G-Spot Sleeve, and One Packet of Water-Based Lubricant. All hidden in a sexy ingenious, reusable magnetic book box that sits anonymously on any book shelf. Novel idea, don't you think? Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials ABS plastic pocket rocket vibrator, TPE attachments. Battery operated sex toys. Two vibrators require a total of 3 AA batteries, not included. Personal lubricant is latex condom compatible.

Learn More

Shades Edition S & M Kit

Spice things up with these essential S & M tools. Dress your nipples in beautiful beaded nipple clips, tighten up with a pair of silicone Kegel balls, pull out your starter whip for some exquisite pain, or restrain yourself with 100% genuine leather cuffs. Afterward, secretly store all your naughty goodies in this top shelf kit disguised as a book. Kit includes: 9-inch Whip, Latex-Free Kegel Balls, Beaded Nipple Clamps, and Genuine Leather Adjustable Cuffs.

Learn More

Evening Tea Set

This elegant book package includes a sexy story to inspire you. (A well-heeled suitor pays a visit for high tea, but is in for more than he expected when an elegant woman serves up a dose of bondage with her tea and biscuits.) This Bondage for Beginners sexy gift set contains a paddle, blindfold, feather tickler, rope, mini flogger, wrist restraints, collar and leash, all in black with a soft red lining. Kit includes: 12-inch Rubber Whip, 8-inch Paddle, Tickler, Collar, Leash, and Wrist Restraints.

Learn More

Perfecting Your Stroke Kit

XBIZ Award Winner for Excellence in Product Packaging. Perfecting Your Stroke by Kyle Brewer false book holds a variety of male sex toys.

The perfect kit to perfect your stroke when you're using your 10 iron, that is. Kit includes: 1 Clear TPE Stroker, a Premium Nubbed condom from ONE, 10 ml Body Glide Lubricant, and 1 Five-Speed Multi-Use Vibrating Cockring. All in a reusable, magnetic book box that no girlfriend will ever open. Waterproof and phthalate Free.

Learn More

Mystic Switchable Head Vibe Set

(please specify Pink, Purple, or Black)

Introducing Mystic, four luxurious silicone rechargeable toys for the price of one. Mystic revolved around the rechargeable control handle that attaches to each head with a simple and secure twist. Each interchangeable head contains its own motor to deliver powerful pleasure right where you need it. Naughty, playful, fulfilled or adventurous. No matter your mood the Mystic kit will satisfy your every desire. Kit includes 4 attachments: Egg, Rabbit, Wand and G-spot.

Learn More

The Rich Bitch Kit

We all know one or two gals this kit would be perfect for, oh who are you kidding?  You were thinking of you!. Who says a kit can't have a little wit? Kit includes: Two-Sided "Fuck Me/Fuck You" Blindfold, Gold Flake Luster Dust, Kissable and Lickable Vanilla Massage Oil, and a 5 Speed Gold Bullet Vibrator.

Learn More

The Gold Digger Kit
From gold bullets to jeweled clips, from gilded lusty dust to golden vanilla oils, this kit has all the material a material girl could ask for. May it help you catch the man of your dreams, in all his stocks, bonds, real estate and 401K glory. Kit includes: Long Golden Bullet, Golden Nipple Clips, Gold Luster Dust, and Kissable and Lickable Vanilla Massage Oil.

Learn More

The Jewish American Princess Kit
From jeweled plugs to a vibrating lipstick, from the most elegant of lubricants, to the most pleasurable of pleasure mints, this kit is so terrific you'll want to use it religiously! Kit includes: Jeweled Plug, Incognito Lipstick Vibe, Premium Warming Lubricant, Chocolate Espresso Pleasure Mints.

Learn More

The Newly Single Kit
Celebrate your new found freedom with a kit and a smile. Take a selfie! Kit includes: 8 Speed G-Spot Silicone Vibrator, One Brand Condom, V Cooling Lubricant, and Female Pleasure Balm.

Learn More

The Bachelorette Kit
Now that you are tying the knot, you will be needing this fun little pleasure bag to get the party started! It vibrates, whips and heats and it never watches football. You may never leave its side. Kit includes: Crimson Vibe, Red Hot Silicone Whip, Numbing and Cooling Oral Pleasure Mints, Premium Warming Lubricant.

Learn More

The Cougar Kit

We are not saying you like them young, but what is with the Tiger Beat Magazine subscription? Enjoy your Cougar Kit, with a vibrating ring and Celtic cage and even a tube of Premium Cooling Lubricant, just in case of a hot flash.

Kit includes: Silicone Ring, Silicone 10X Love Button Ring, Silicone Celtic Cage, and Premium Cooling Lubricant.

Learn More

The Butt Freak Kit

From lubes to plugs to rings, this naughty kit is perfect for the backdoor explorer. No compass needed, because every end is up! Kit includes: Finger Play Plug, Starter Plug, 5 Bead Anal Anchor, Mini Beads, and Body Glide Water-Based Lube Packet.

Learn More

The Secretly Kinky Kit

We all know which one of your friends read the book, now give her the gift to get her own red room started! And while you're at it, get one for yourself too! Awesome anal beads, a bit of a whip, restrain yourself cuffs. and jeweled nipple clips. All guaranteed to get the kinks out. After all, missionary was never your style. Kit includes: Silicone Anal Beads, Genuine Leather Cuffs, 8-inch Starter Whip, and Jeweled Nipple Clips

Learn More

Red Cheeks Spank Me Kit

A Diva After Dark Collection for spanking contains Red Cheeks Spank Me Creme with pheromones 3.5 ounces jar and Red Cheeks Spank Me Cool Down Mist 2 oz. spray bottle. Fragrance 35 Cooling Nightshade adds a light scent of natural botanical to enhance the mood. While the cool down mist, calms and soothes heated rosy red cheeks. Developed with a proprietary blend of cucumber, chamomile, green tea and Aloe Vera to help calm sting and ease tenderness. Red Cheeks Spank Me Creme and Mist are always: paraben and sugar free. Topically applied. Water soluble. Made in USA.

Learn More

Cuff to Clamps Bondage Kit

Bind your partner and restrict them in breathless pleasure with this multi-purpose bondage kit. Included are 2 cuffs, a set of clover clamps, and a double sided snap hook. You can use the clamps on nipples, labia, testicles...anywhere you can find a good grip. Once you have chosen the sensitive body part you desire, attach the clamps to the included cuffs. Each movement will tug on the clamps, increasing the pressure and sensation, forcing your sub to stay still or suffer the consequences. All man made materials. Measurements: Cuffs: Fits wrists between 8 and 11.5 inches in circumference, 2 inches in width; Clamps: 3.5 inches in length, 1.5 inches in width, chain measures 12 inches in length. Material: Metal, PU leather, velvet, Velcro. Color: Black. Note: Kit includes (2) cuffs, (1) double sided snap hook, and (1) set of clover clamps.

Learn More

Domination Adult Game

Dominant: you will need to master and control your desire. Submissive: you will have to surrender control, but also convey your boundaries to your partner. Challenges are never forced on players. But embracing the experience will move you along the board faster. Success is rewarded. Failure is punished. The game where you have to earn your orgasm.

Contains: 1 blindfold, 1 spank paddle, 1 collar with leash, 1 pair of handcuffs, 1 whip, 1 vibro stimulator, 60 submission cards, 1 game board. Vibrator is made using phthalate free materials ABS plastic. Vibrator requires 1 AA battery, not included.

Learn More

Intro to Femdom Leather Kit

This simple kit includes many of the staples you will need to dip your toes into the exciting world of female domination. This Intro to Femdom kit includes a classic crop, for directing, intimidating, and punishing your naughty boy. The strong leather cuffs are adjustable, and are built to last with quality materials and a comfortable feel. The stretchy spandex hood will obscure their senses, while the zip open mouth will still leave them able to pleasure you at your command. Measurements: Crop: 26.25 inches in length, 2.5 inches wide; Hood: one size fits most; Wrist Cuffs: 8.63 inches in length; Ankle Cuffs: 10.5 inches in length Material: Leather, spandex Color: Black Note: Kit includes hood, crop, wrist cuffs, and ankle cuffs.

Learn More

Endless Shades of Great Sex DVD

Redefine BDSM and explore the sensual art of bondage as a way for couples to play. Drop your inhibitions, try these roles for a few hours, and bring your fantasies to life. Bondage is a type of domination, an exchange of trust best enjoyed between committed couples. Fantasies of sexual surrender offer an escape from real life responsibilities. Indulge in sexual misbehavior with your loved one, have fun, and keep connected!

Learn More

Nice Nuggets

If you want your nuggets to be loved, they better be nice. Doc Johnson`s Nice Nuggets is here to help. This revolutionary cream-to-powder formula keeps the entire region dry, pleasant, and non-stick. A favorite among men in uniform. 4 fl. oz.

Learn More

The New Sex Bible

While the mechanics of sex remain largely the same our knowledge and attitude towards it shifts every few years based on popular culture. Kink and toys was considered fringe until recently! Turning 50 does not mean the end of sex: Baby Boomers are healthier and more sexually active than the preceding generation! New research had yielded more information on sexual arousal and orgasms. The New Sex Bible is a comprehensive primer to every aspect of sex and how to get it and give it good. Get up to date, hot information with solid new takes on core categories like oral, orgasms, and intercourse with a bit of an edge, spicy new positions and daring twists on the old. Author: Jessica O'Reilly. Format: Hardcover, 224 Pages.

Learn More

JO Organic Toy Cleanser

Your toys are good to you. Be good to them. JO Organic Toy Cleaner sanitizes, refreshes and extends the life of your favorite toys. Non-greasy formula is gentle and odorless. Contains No alcohol, glycerin, parabens or petrochemicals. Safe for use with all toys. 100% USDA Certified Organic. Now in a convenient travel size. 4 fl. oz.

Learn More

JO 2 To Tango

Pleasure Kit for Couples

A pleasure kit for couples. The perfect union of prolonging and stimulating. Prolong his desire, stimulate her pleasure, enhance your total experience. 2 fl. oz. ea.

Learn More

JO Gelato Flavored Lubricant

(Please specify flavor: Salted Caramel, Tiramisu, Creme Brulee, Hazlenut Espresso, Mint Chocolate)

Gelato is a flavored water based personal lubricant designed to enhance foreplay and comfort of intimacy. Formulated using a pure place sourced glycerin, this product provides a comfortable glide using quality ingredients. Each flavor profile is created around a base that is sugar, paraben and propylene glycol free for a gentle glide that is never sticky or tacky and has no after taste. Sugar free, safe for vaginal use. A must have for romantic getaways and anniversaries. Made in the USA. 4 fl. oz.

Learn More

Shopping Cart
Your Cart is Empty