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Mistress Schari's Favorite Products

Mistress Schari is now offering her favorite products for purchase at your convenience. All purchased products will ship within 48 hours via USPS first class or priority mail in non-descriptive shipping packages from "Parties by Schari"; so your secret is safe with her!

Currently, the website only accepts PayPal, however if you'd like to use a credit card, call me and I can place your order over the phone.

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Each month will feature a "Mischief Kit" at a special price on a collection of products which will be changed and updated monthly, so please check back often.


If there is a product request that you have, please email them to iwant@mischiefmatters.com.

Mistress Schari can often get anything you've seen including the complete line of Lelo Toys, Liberator Furniture, System JO, Games, Books, DVDs, Party Novelties, and anything else you can think of.

All items are final sale. Damages must be returned within 30 days of shipment for an exchange.

March's Mischief Kit

7 Piece Glow in the Dark Card Game by Bodywand


Get this new couples game from the makers of the BodyWand. Explore each other in the dark and heighten your senses. All items are glow-in-the-dark and the game includes: A BodyWand mini, dotted dice, sex dice, basic vibrator, pasties, stars, and 12 playing cards. Batteries not included.

Tickle, Tease, & Please
$100.00
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Paramour Pleasure Partners Set

PARAMOUR Pleasure Partners Set is the most awarded couples adult toy of 2015, having won two design awards in the same year. Lamourose Paramour Set Turquoise features innovative touch control. Remote controlled pleasure up to several feet away with a tactile touch pad to control vibration intensity through 5 Vibration modes, 2 Touch modes and a personalized Memory Mode. An interchangeable bullet complements 3 different silicone cradles to offer a unique experience for solo or partner play. Full, robust vibrations with a varying degrees of intensity. Seamless design is safe for complete submersion in water and effortless cleaning.

Safe phthalate free, FDA approved materials that are body safe and easy to clean. Easy to charge, the remote control doubles as a charging dock that allows for quick and convenient charging. Comes with Paramour Remote Control, Paramour Vibration Bullet. Bullet, Vibe Silicone Cradle, Partner Vibe Silicone Cradle, Gentleman's Ring Silicone Cradle, travel adapter for charging, charger, luxury gift box, velvet carrying pouch, user Manual, and authenticity card.

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Oden™ 2

Oden™ 2 Design Edition is the upgraded version of the world’s most advanced couples’ ring, designed for men to wear when making love. Like its predecessor, Oden™ 2 features an industry-first SenseMotion™ remote control, allowing you to change vibrations with a tilt of your hand - now with 3X greater wireless range and a 50% stronger motor for more intense sensations. The fully-waterproof and rechargeable design now also offers the option to play without remote and comes with a new additional closed-ring attachment of flexible silicone, to offer increased presence and stamina for him and intense pleasures for her.

The remote range is 39 feet.

SenseMotion™ can be used in two ways; in SenseMotion™ mode simply turning or tilting your wireless controller from a horizontal to a vertical position will intensify the vibrations in your massager, while mode 2 allows you to adjust intensity by applying motion (shaking, sweeping, or spinning) to your massager. Should these prove tiring (they won't), the new SenseMotion™ Insignia also feature 6 pre-programmed vibe patterns that you can select and adjust via wireless remote.

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Smart Wand SenseTouch™ Cordless Massager - Large

(please specify color: White, Black, or Plum)

More powerful than any other rechargeable massager on the market, the large-sized Smart Wand™ is perfect for deeply satisfying all-over body massage, bringing soothing spa-level relaxation straight into the home. Fully waterproof with innovative SenseTouch™ technology, LELO Smart Wands™ also include touch sensors that allows vibration strength to build as soon as the wand tip comes into contact with the body – creating the most professional massage technique that works intuitively with your body and your needs. With a full 1-Year Warranty and 10-Year Quality Guarantee alongside all the qualities LELO is renowned for, you won't find a massager smarter than this. The LARGE size is 11.97 inches long and 3.5 inches at the head. A MEDIUM size is also available for $159.00 and is 8.66 inches long and 3.5 inches diameter at the head. Available also in white, black, and plum; better suited for travel than the larger size.

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3 Pc. Dare Dice Sets


An erotic and hot dice game that spices up any night

with your lover. Roll the dice and see what they will be doing

to which part of you and how!


Available in Naughty Nights, XXX Naughty Nights,

and Kinky Nights.

Specify which set when ordering.

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Bondage Tape (a.k.a. Fetish Tape & Fantasy Wrap)

Put your lover in a sticky situation with this non-sticky bondage tape. This shiny PVC tape only sticks to itself, so it does not pull hair or leave any sticky residue. It's perfect for the novice and the fetish aficionado alike. Pleasure Tape can be used to bind, gag, blindfold, or dress the object of your affection. It's easy to use and visually stunning. Wrap your lover up tonight. It's bound to please you both.


Available colors: Pink, Black, Purple, Clear, Red, White, Pink, Neon Blue, Neon Purple, Neon Pink, Neon Orange

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Foreplay Dice


Enjoy these Foreplay Dice in body specific parts or kink. Play as all men, all women or any combination of all.


Available in Willy Play, Booby Play, Kitty Play, and Fetish Play.

Specify which set when ordering.

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Kinky BDSM Dice



Players take turns rolling the dice and carrying out the actions with their lovers. One die offers a BDSM action and the other is a sex position that players combine together. The roller decides how to translate each BDSM act and combine it with the sex position. The second player rolls again when ready to switch to a new position and play continues. BDSM equipment is not necessary as players can use belts, neck ties, scarves, or robe ties as suitable replacements. Includes two .75 inch BDSM dice.

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StrapEase Bondage Straps

4 Ft. Long Each- 2 piece sets


Anticipation and obedience has never been more pleasurable than with Strap Ease Super Straps. Easy to secure and quick to release, Strap Ease provides unlimited connections for creative bondage play. Made of polyester straps and featuring ABS buckles, Strap Ease Super Straps are available in assorted colors and come in assorted lengths. Submission is just a few straps away, snap to it! 2 pieces per set; 4 feet long each.

Available colors are: Pink and Black at 1" wide;

and Red and Gray at 1-1/2" wide.

Please specify color when ordering.



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StrapEase Bondage Straps

8 Ft. Long Each- 2 piece sets


Anticipation and obedience has never been more pleasurable than with Strap Ease Super Straps. Easy to secure and quick to release, Strap Ease provides unlimited connections for creative bondage play. Made of polyester straps and featuring ABS buckles, Strap Ease Super Straps are available in assorted colors and come in assorted lengths. Submission is just a few straps away, snap to it! 2 pieces per set; 8 feet long each.

Available colors are: Pink and Black at 1" wide;

and Red and Gray at 1-1/2" wide.

Please specify color when ordering.


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The Other Door Anal Kit

This clever anal toy kit features a plethora of anal fun for all your erotic needs! The Other Door Anal Kit hides all your little toys and tools away from prying eyes by fooling everyone into thinking your kit is an innocent book! This great kit includes everything you need for many nights of anal ecstasy. Kit includes: Small/Medium Sized Anal Plug, Beginner Anal Beads, Beginner to Intermediate Sized Anal Beads with Probe Handle, and A Sample Size of Body Glide Lubricant.

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Hidden In a Book

(please specify Rose Pink, Lavender, or Black)

XBIZ Award Winner for Excellence in Product Packaging. Book kit contains: one 7-inch Waterproof Multiple Speed Silken Touch Vibrator, Pocket Rocket Vibrator w/4 Nubbed Attachments, One phthalate-free, Thermoplastic Elastomer TPE G-Spot Sleeve, and One Packet of Water-Based Lubricant. All hidden in a sexy ingenious, reusable magnetic book box that sits anonymously on any book shelf. Novel idea, don't you think? Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials ABS plastic pocket rocket vibrator, TPE attachments. Battery operated sex toys. Two vibrators require a total of 3 AA batteries, not included. Personal lubricant is latex condom compatible.

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Shades Edition S & M Kit

Spice things up with these essential S & M tools. Dress your nipples in beautiful beaded nipple clips, tighten up with a pair of silicone Kegel balls, pull out your starter whip for some exquisite pain, or restrain yourself with 100% genuine leather cuffs. Afterward, secretly store all your naughty goodies in this top shelf kit disguised as a book. Kit includes: 9-inch Whip, Latex-Free Kegel Balls, Beaded Nipple Clamps, and Genuine Leather Adjustable Cuffs.

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Evening Tea Set

This elegant book package includes a sexy story to inspire you. (A well-heeled suitor pays a visit for high tea, but is in for more than he expected when an elegant woman serves up a dose of bondage with her tea and biscuits.) This Bondage for Beginners sexy gift set contains a paddle, blindfold, feather tickler, rope, mini flogger, wrist restraints, collar and leash, all in black with a soft red lining. Kit includes: 12-inch Rubber Whip, 8-inch Paddle, Tickler, Collar, Leash, and Wrist Restraints.

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Perfecting Your Stroke Kit

XBIZ Award Winner for Excellence in Product Packaging. Perfecting Your Stroke by Kyle Brewer false book holds a variety of male sex toys.

The perfect kit to perfect your stroke when you're using your 10 iron, that is. Kit includes: 1 Clear TPE Stroker, a Premium Nubbed condom from ONE, 10 ml Body Glide Lubricant, and 1 Five-Speed Multi-Use Vibrating Cockring. All in a reusable, magnetic book box that no girlfriend will ever open. Waterproof and phthalate Free.

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In the Shower Blue Silicone Heart Beads

Sportsheets Sex In The Shower Blue Silicone Heart Beads. Easy introduction to anal play. Graduated sizes for comfort makes them great for beginners. Smooth 100% silicone beads. Remove at orgasm for a more intense climax. For use alone or with a partner. Use with water based personal lubricant. Includes: one 100% Silicone anal bead. Insertion length 4.5 inches, total length 6 inches. Cleaning: to clean Silicone Heart Beads simply wash off any solid matter with a water-based toy cleanser under hot water. It is best to avoid using scrubbing tools or brushes as this can scratch the surfaces of the toy leading to scratching of the anus and toy damage. Allow the toy to air dry then pack away for later use. Placing toys next to each other can lead to toy damage, so it is best to place each toy into an individual zip lock bag before packing away. This will keep them clean and fresh.

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The Rich Bitch Kit

We all know one or two gals this kit would be perfect for, oh who are you kidding?  You were thinking of you!. Who says a kit can't have a little wit? Kit includes: Two-Sided "Fuck Me/Fuck You" Blindfold, Gold Flake Luster Dust, Kissable and Lickable Vanilla Massage Oil, and a 5 Speed Gold Bullet Vibrator.

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The Gold Digger Kit
From gold bullets to jeweled clips, from gilded lusty dust to golden vanilla oils, this kit has all the material a material girl could ask for. May it help you catch the man of your dreams, in all his stocks, bonds, real estate and 401K glory. Kit includes: Long Golden Bullet, Golden Nipple Clips, Gold Luster Dust, and Kissable and Lickable Vanilla Massage Oil.

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The Jewish American Princess Kit
From jeweled plugs to a vibrating lipstick, from the most elegant of lubricants, to the most pleasurable of pleasure mints, this kit is so terrific you'll want to use it religiously! Kit includes: Jeweled Plug, Incognito Lipstick Vibe, Premium Warming Lubricant, Chocolate Espresso Pleasure Mints.

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The Newly Single Kit
Celebrate your new found freedom with a kit and a smile. Take a selfie! Kit includes: 8 Speed G-Spot Silicone Vibrator, One Brand Condom, V Cooling Lubricant, and Female Pleasure Balm.

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The Bachelorette Kit
Now that you are tying the knot, you will be needing this fun little pleasure bag to get the party started! It vibrates, whips and heats and it never watches football. You may never leave its side. Kit includes: Crimson Vibe, Red Hot Silicone Whip, Numbing and Cooling Oral Pleasure Mints, Premium Warming Lubricant.

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The Cougar Kit

We are not saying you like them young, but what is with the Tiger Beat Magazine subscription? Enjoy your Cougar Kit, with a vibrating ring and Celtic cage and even a tube of Premium Cooling Lubricant, just in case of a hot flash.

Kit includes: Silicone Ring, Silicone 10X Love Button Ring, Silicone Celtic Cage, and Premium Cooling Lubricant.

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The Butt Freak Kit

From lubes to plugs to rings, this naughty kit is perfect for the backdoor explorer. No compass needed, because every end is up! Kit includes: Finger Play Plug, Starter Plug, 5 Bead Anal Anchor, Mini Beads, and Body Glide Water-Based Lube Packet.

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The Secretly Kinky Kit

We all know which one of your friends read the book, now give her the gift to get her own red room started! And while you're at it, get one for yourself too! Awesome anal beads, a bit of a whip, restrain yourself cuffs. and jeweled nipple clips. All guaranteed to get the kinks out. After all, missionary was never your style. Kit includes: Silicone Anal Beads, Genuine Leather Cuffs, 8-inch Starter Whip, and Jeweled Nipple Clips

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Red Cheeks Spank Me Kit

A Diva After Dark Collection for spanking contains Red Cheeks Spank Me Creme with pheromones 3.5 ounces jar and Red Cheeks Spank Me Cool Down Mist 2 oz. spray bottle. Fragrance 35 Cooling Nightshade adds a light scent of natural botanical to enhance the mood. While the cool down mist, calms and soothes heated rosy red cheeks. Developed with a proprietary blend of cucumber, chamomile, green tea and Aloe Vera to help calm sting and ease tenderness. Red Cheeks Spank Me Creme and Mist are always: paraben and sugar free. Topically applied. Water soluble. Made in USA.

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Basic Anal Beads

Graduated Silicone Beads for anal pleasure. Great for beginners. Flexible and easy to hold.

Available in Pink, Purple, and Blue

Please specify color when ordering.

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DONA by Jo Kissable Massage Oils

DONA by Jo Let Me Kiss You Massage Oil Aphrodisiac and Pheromone Infused massage oils. DONA: An epic romance. A secret tryst with a dark stranger. A lover on their knees, begging for more. Let your innermost fantasies become reality. Indulge the deep desires that fill your dreams or keep you up at night. Lose yourself and let the heat of the moment invoke your wildest imagination. It is time to play the game of passion. Play to win. Kissable Massage Oil. Transform your lover into a sensual dessert with DONA Kissable Massage Oil. Tempt your taste buds with one of three decadent flavors as you kiss away tension. Key features: Aphrodisiac and pheromone infused. Non-greasy massage oil soothes and relaxes. Kissable flavors let you taste your lover. 3 kissable flavors: Chocolate Mousse, Vanilla Buttercream and Strawberry Souffle. Each sold separately. Made in the USA. .3.75 fluid ounces.


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We Vibe 4 Plus Couples Vibrator in Red

We Vibe 4 Plus Compact, body hugging couples vibrator. Curved to fit her body and fit snugly in place. We-Connect app. Connect, customize and control from anywhere with the app. Wireless remote. Remote with intensity and mode control. Storage Case. Discreet storage/travel case holds remote and We-Vibe Charging Base. USB powered charging base fully charges in 4 hours.

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Endless Shades of Great Sex DVD

Redefine BDSM and explore the sensual art of bondage as a way for couples to play. Drop your inhibitions, try these roles for a few hours, and bring your fantasies to life. Bondage is a type of domination, an exchange of trust best enjoyed between committed couples. Fantasies of sexual surrender offer an escape from real life responsibilities. Indulge in sexual misbehavior with your loved one, have fun, and keep connected!

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Nice Nuggets

If you want your nuggets to be loved, they better be nice. Doc Johnson`s Nice Nuggets is here to help. This revolutionary cream-to-powder formula keeps the entire region dry, pleasant, and non-stick. A favorite among men in uniform. 4 fl. oz.

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The New Sex Bible

While the mechanics of sex remain largely the same our knowledge and attitude towards it shifts every few years based on popular culture. Kink and toys was considered fringe until recently! Turning 50 does not mean the end of sex: Baby Boomers are healthier and more sexually active than the preceding generation! New research had yielded more information on sexual arousal and orgasms. The New Sex Bible is a comprehensive primer to every aspect of sex and how to get it and give it good. Get up to date, hot information with solid new takes on core categories like oral, orgasms, and intercourse with a bit of an edge, spicy new positions and daring twists on the old. Author: Jessica O'Reilly. Format: Hardcover, 224 Pages.

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JO Organic Toy Cleanser

Your toys are good to you. Be good to them. JO Organic Toy Cleaner sanitizes, refreshes and extends the life of your favorite toys. Non-greasy formula is gentle and odorless. Contains No alcohol, glycerin, parabens or petrochemicals. Safe for use with all toys. 100% USDA Certified Organic. Now in a convenient travel size. 4 fl. oz.

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JO 2 To Tango

Pleasure Kit for Couples

A pleasure kit for couples. The perfect union of prolonging and stimulating. Prolong his desire, stimulate her pleasure, enhance your total experience. 2 fl. oz. ea.

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JO Gelato Flavored Lubricant

(Please specify flavor: Salted Caramel, Tiramisu, Creme Brulee, Hazlenut Espresso, Mint Chocolate)

Gelato is a flavored water based personal lubricant designed to enhance foreplay and comfort of intimacy. Formulated using a pure place sourced glycerin, this product provides a comfortable glide using quality ingredients. Each flavor profile is created around a base that is sugar, paraben and propylene glycol free for a gentle glide that is never sticky or tacky and has no after taste. Sugar free, safe for vaginal use. A must have for romantic getaways and anniversaries. Made in the USA. 4 fl. oz.

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